Top Ten T. Swift Still Can’t Dance and Is Racist Now

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Taylor Swift debuted her new music video for her single Shake It Off and it’s evident that she wasted a lot of money on all of those dance classes, because white girl still looks like a clumsy giraffe while dancing. She also pulled a Miley Cyrus and exhibited and reinforced multiple racial stereotypes in the video. Let’s have a look, shall we?

Here’s Top Ten T. Swift Still Can’t Dance and Is Racist Now:

10. Taylor Swift played the role of a cheerleader, ballerina, ribbon dancing, and hip-hop dancer in her new music video, and it’s pretty clear she sucks at all of them pretty equally. 

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9. Particularly ribbon dancing.

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8. Taylor was awkward AF from beginning to end. At some points it became difficult to even watch. 

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7. Who’s idea was this? All we see is a future potential nightmare. 

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6. She can’t even jump off a stereo without risking breaking both legs.

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5. Taylor proceeded to reinforce racial stereotypes in the weirdest and most uncomfortable ways possible.

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4. Just look at the contrast.

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3. And again,

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2. In short- it’s time to throw in the shower, Taylor.

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1. But most importantly- should this even be considered dancing?

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Top Ten ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

The ALS bucket challenge is a viral internet campaign that so far has raised over $15.6 million for the ALS Association that researches Lou Gehrig’s disease. More and more celebrities are being nominated and more and more of them are accepting the challenge and posting them on social media websites. We picked out the best so you didn’t have to. (Please Note: Of course Beiber didn’t make the list)

Here’s Top Ten ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

10. Nina Dobrev

9. Karina Smirnoff

8. Gigi Hadid

7. Kylie Jenner

6. Jennifer Lopez

5. Breezy

4. Selena Gomez

3. Justin Timberlake

2. Iggy Azalea

1. A very stoic Lady Gaga
Props, Gaga.

Your Daily Bat-S*** Britney

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Introducing, Your Daily Bat-S*** Britney post. Because what’s another of living without a friendly reminder that there are highly successful people out there (Britney is worth $200 milli after all) that are way more dysfunctional than ourselves.

This Britney flashback comes from July of 2007, when she visited a Los Angeles toy store, seemingly on a quest to find the perfect tennis racquet. For what? We don’t know. Because we’ve never seen her play tennis a day in her damn life.

But thanks for the unintentional entertainment, as usual, Brit.

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Top Ten Mila Kunis Is Really Over This Whole Pregnant Thing

It seems like Mila Kunis has literally been pregnant forever and by the look on her face it’s clear that she feels the same way. We’d be pissed too if we sacrificed our once-flawless Russian body to one of America’s dumbest bachelors without even tying the knot first, but that’s just us. In case you weren’t aware, there is an entire Instagram account that keeps up with all the happenings of Mila and Ashton’s relationship as they near having their first child together. With that, we bring you Top Ten Mila Kunis Is Really Over This Whole Pregnant Thing.

Just look at her face. It should work as a pretty good form of contraception.

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Top Ten Jessa Duggar Is Marrying A Teenager

It’s not that we’re opposed at the idea of a full-grown woman dating a younger [teenage] boy (see: Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift), it’s just that- isn’t Jessa Duggar way too hot to marry an adult like herself? We think so, but since her entire family consists of hardcore God Warriors we guess no guy is going to want to stick around with a girl for a year of courtship and no sex other than some naive kid who only wants to get married so he can finally hit that.

Here’s Top Ten Jessa Duggar Is Marrying A Teenager:

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Top Ten Ariana Grande Is Tripping Balls

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In Ariana Grande’s newest mess of a music video, Break Free, Ariana plays a sci-fi heroine who fights off evil aliens in outer space. We know, the only plausible explanation for all of this is that Ariana as well as the directors, writers, producers, and editors of this video must have been tripping their balls off when it was made. Because why else would they consider this a good idea?

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Top Ten What Is Audrina Patridge Doing With Her Life?

We apologize in advance for this post, as we all know none of us really give a tap-dancing f*** about what she’s been up to either. But seeing as though usually she’s always half-naked and looks pretty damn good, we figured we’d check up on her and see how things have been doing since the ending of The Hills. It’s really not that we’ve ever had any problem with Audrina, in fact- how can you hate someone who takes world matters such as the human race proving the Big Bang Theory so seriously? Take it away, Audrina:

Here’s Top Ten What Is Audrina Patridge Doing With Her Life?

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Top Ten Lady Gaga Is Officially Washed-Up

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Because Lady Gaga is forever stuck in the year 2008, we’d like to remind her that we’re all quite exhausted over her attempts to stay relevant by means of ridiculous outfits, busted wigs, and mediocre performances. It’s clear that Lady Gaga no longer has the body she once attained, and well, we all know her face has never been too easy on the eyes. So here’s a reminder of what we’re dealing with in the year 2014.

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