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Top Ten Selena’s 22nd

Top Ten Selena’s 22nd

You know what’s a lot more interesting than pictures of Selena Gomez celebrating her 22nd birthday? We’ll name ten. Here’s Top Ten Selena’s 22nd:   10. Selena Gomez celebrated her birthday this weekend in St. Tropez with a bunch of random f***s.  What’s not interesting: The attendees to her birthday celebration was her new piece Tommy Chiabra, and random as-f***-new-BFF, Cara Delevigne. What’s more interesting: A brat teenager who once sued her own parents for neglect after she ran away with her boyfriend that they no longer wanted her to see is now countersuing that said boyfriend after he “choked her […]

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Top Ten A Tale of Two Yachts

Top Ten A Tale of Two Yachts

Blohan and Elle Macpherson were both spotted on separate yachts in Sardinia this week. It’s insane to think that Elle is 22-years older than Lindsay and yet her body looks like that of a 20-year-old. And we really don’t mind if Elle romped around in a bikini aboard a yacht into her sixties for how damn she looks in comparison to Lindsay. It’s clear that the years of hard-partying are catching up to Lindsay, as she is looking more-and-more like Tara Reed’s understudy every time we see her now.  What is happening to her body? How does on manage to […]

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Top Ten Kreeping Up On the Kardashians

Top Ten Kreeping Up On the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian was spotted tanning in Mexico this Tuesday as little North West looked on at her mother while in the arms of her nanny. We guess when you’re set to make $85 million off of a s***y video game, you can use your wealth to take care of every aspect in your already easy life. We feel so sorry that North had to see her mom in such a tiny and unflattering bikini, but we doubt that North really recognizes her anyway since their never together. Here’s Top Ten Kreeping Up On the Kardashians: 10. Kim Kardashian continued to […]

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Top Ten Lay Off the Burgers, Kate Upton

Top Ten Lay Off the Burgers, Kate Upton

Have you ever been tanning at the beach with a friend that’s so pale that if you positioned their tanning reflector board directly towards the sun, it might implode? That’s Kate Upton at the beach. Kate celebrated her 22nd birthday in Cancun, Mexico this Tuesday with her piece, Justin Verlander by demonstrating to all of us the true-power of photoshop (see: above). The untouched photos proved that Kate isn’t too easy on the eyes without the editors at Sports Illustrated. But at least her tits still look decent, right? Here’s Top Ten Ew, Kate Upton: 10. So Kate looked pretty good Tuesday… […]

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Top Ten Rihanna In Rio

Top Ten Rihanna In Rio

Who would have guessed that Rihanna gave a tap-dancing f*** about soccer? Not us. But who wouldn’t love to party the nights away during the last game of the World Cup? Here’s Top Ten Rihanna in Rio: 10. Rihanna visited Rio to cheer on for her team of choice this weekend: And let’s be real, the German flag has never looked so good. 9. She began her quest to get incoherently drunk by sipping on Budweiser: 8. Even going as far to drunkenly pose with a Budweiser sign: We really wonder how much Budweiser paid for this… 7. She flashed […]

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Top Ten Ryan Gosling Impregnated the Wrong Girl

Top Ten Ryan Gosling Impregnated the Wrong Girl

Twenty-minutes ago marks the first that I’ve stopped crying since discovering that Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby. After days of watching Sex and the City re-runs alone and blubbering into a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream, I woke up today feeling like a whole new woman.That was until a forensic artist took the initiative of generating pictures of what their tot might look like. (See: below.) Here’s Top Ten Ryan Gosling Impregnated the Wrong Girl: 10. Upon finding out that Ryan Gosling sperminated Eva Mende’s uterus, many of us quickly began to question life: 9. It really […]

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Top Ten Celebrities Wearing American Flags

Top Ten Celebrities Wearing American Flags

Here at Famous Misfortune, we love ‘Murica more than a fat kid loves cake. The following celebrities love embracing the fact that their American almost a much as we do. Except they have the funds to express their patriotism through dress.  Here’s Top Ten Celebrities Wearing American Flags   10. Miley Cyrus Party in the U.S.A. forever. 9. Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart: There’s really nothing cuter than old dudes wearing American flag attire. 8. Pamela Anderson: Obviously, this picture is old as s***, just like she is. But it’s still sexy and patriotic as feck. 7. Rihanna: Not even American. […]

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Top Ten If Anna Wintour Hosted Your Wedding

Top Ten If Anna Wintour Hosted Your Wedding

Imagine that you’re rich and famous and therefore had the ability to hire whomever you desired to host your dream wedding. Who would it be? Mine would be Blohan, so at least all my guests would be intoxicated enough before they are forced to hear my drunken vows and having to witness my dad trying to keep me balanced as I stumble down the isle because I’ll be well-beyond schwasted. And if Blohan isn’t available (of course Blohan is available), I’d hire J. Lo, but only if she acted in character from her role in The Wedding Planner. The last […]

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Top Ten Celebrity United Fronts

Top Ten Celebrity United Fronts

Amid numerous rumors of a break-up in their near future- Beyoncé and Jay-Z landed in New York this weekend and were seemingly putting on a united front that we’ve seen a number of times before. We don’t know why celebrities feel the need to keep frontin’ that all is well in their faltering relationships, but here are ten couples that did just that. Here’s Top Ten Celebrity United Fronts.   10. Ariana Grande and Nathan Skyes: This couple was just as trivial as the Wanted‘s legitimacy as a boy band. After a very confusing, one-and-off again relationship, sources say the […]

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Top Ten Breezy Is Out of Jail

Top Ten Breezy Is Out of Jail

Breezy is fresh out of jail after serving 108 days for admitting to violating his probation, and his girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, promptly threw him a “Welcome Back” party of sorts in LA. Here’s Top Ten Breezy Is Out of Jail 10. The first thing Chris Brown did upon being released from jail was take to Twitter, naturally. 9. Before being locked-up, Chris still exhibited douche-bag features, such as superfluous neck tattoos and sketchy facial hair. 8. But it was evident that Chris was still physically fit before his sentencing. 7. In fact- trick was hella scrappy before his arrest. 6. […]

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