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Top Ten What Were They On When They Wore That? The Coachella Edition

Top Ten What Were They On When They Wore That? The Coachella Edition

With Coachella going on in California right now- it is important to recognize in judging our favorite star’s poor fashion decisions in attending the festival that they are probably being subjected to taking copious amount of drugs that they may or may have ever been exposed to before. So please- cut them some slack. Here is top ten drugs these celebrities must be on- why else would they dress like their stylist is Hellen Keller? 10. Evidentally, it was Adrina Patridge’s first time smoking weed at the festival this year- which led to the rough decision of wearing this tie dye mess.  9. Elle […]

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Top Ten F***s Prince George Forgot to Give

Top Ten F***s Prince George Forgot to Give

This week marked the beginning in Prince George’s career in forever making public appearances for the rest of his life, and boy does he look pleased about it. Today Prince George participated in a playdate with other lucky babies that were invited to the Government House today and he proved to be quite the handful, but a cute one at that.  10. It all started when they made him wear that stupid sail boat costume that Prince George was just not having it.  9. And so he decided not to give a single f*** for the rest of the day. He starts […]

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Top Ten George W. Bush is a Decent Artist

Top Ten George W. Bush is a Decent Artist

If there are two things you should like about George W. Bush, it should be that unwavering, goofy grin on his face that is a constant reminder of what a joke his presidency was, and the fact that dude has finally found his true calling, painting like Bob Ross on crystal meth. Here are ten pics to prove my case. 10. Legend has it that George W. Bush began painting after his wife, Laura, told him to “unleash his inner Rembrandt.” Here’s his debut self portrait. Cute, right? 9. George W. claims he started by painting strictly scenic pieces.  8. […]

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Top Ten Celebulite

Top Ten Celebulite

With bathing suit season just around the corner, it is important to reassure our self-conscious egos that we don’t look nearly as bad in our bikinis as we’ve convinced ourselves by comparing our average looking bodies to those of celebrities that we put on a pedestal on a regular basis. But then again most of us don’t have paparazzi following us around the beach and poolside striving to get the money shot when the sun shines on your skin in such a way that all the cellulite you didn’t even know you had becomes evident and then marketed in magazines […]

by × April 3, 2014 × 1 comment

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Top Ten Celebrity Wax Figures That Should Melt in the Sun

Top Ten Celebrity Wax Figures That Should Melt in the Sun

Let’s be real for a second, wax museums are pretty f***ing weird. The only thing that makes the concept of wax statues of our favorite celebrities even creepier is the fact that there are very few skilled wax sculptors in the world, so most of the finished products look like they’re more fitting for another House of Wax remake (we all know how well the last one went). Here are ten examples of why celebrity wax figurine exhibits are one of the creepiest paid attractions known to man. 10. Kim Kardashian: It’s embarrassing when you show up to Madame Tussaud’s wearing more […]

by × April 2, 2014 × 0 comments

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Top Ten Tokyo Street Fashion Is Still Out of Control

Top Ten Tokyo Street Fashion Is Still Out of Control

Photographer Thomas Card sought out the most eccentric of Tokyo’s street fashion for his new book Tokyo Adorned. Here is even more proof that we should all be happy we don’t have to spend hundreds of dollars and hours in sweat equity to feel like we’re dressed socially acceptably as they’re required to in Tokyo. 10. Toyko Street Fashion 101: looking like a creepy porcelain doll is always in season. 9. Especially when you accessorize the number with a stuffed animal to maximize the effect. 8. In Tokyo- it’s okay if you never got over that whole teen goth phase […]

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Top Ten Kelso Wanted Jackie’s Baby All Along

Top Ten Kelso Wanted Jackie’s Baby All Along

Since news broke that Mila Kunis has a case of Ashton Kutcher’s babies, it’s important to reminisce into what brought this couple together in the first place, so we can all remember what makes them so great.    10. In case you didn’t know, Kelso and Jackie were have been supposed to be together for quite some time now: 9. They may have found each other bothersome at times: 8. Jackie knows exactly how to get by in life: 7. And she’s more than aware that plenty of men are willing to fight for her love: 6. And Kelso is […]

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Top Ten Worst Vogue Covers “OF ALL TIME!!!”

Top Ten Worst Vogue Covers “OF ALL TIME!!!”

  Because Anna Wintour really knows how to pick ‘em- here are top ten celebrities that probably should have never graced the cover of Vogue, and that have the bad sales to prove it. 10. Nicole Kidman: It’s a given that Nicole Kidman knows how to sell magazines, and pretty much anything else. But this Vogue cover from 2008 happens to be one of the worst selling fall covers of all time. 9. Kate Moss: Let’s be real- how many times is Kate Moss supposed to grace the cover of Vogue and still sell as many copies as she once […]

by × March 22, 2014 × 0 comments

Lindsay Lohan, Lists, Top 10

Top Ten Celebrities Blohan Has Allegedly F***ed

Top Ten Celebrities Blohan Has Allegedly F***ed

Daily Mail reported today that while getting shwasted in a hotel room with some friends, Blohan thought it’d be a really bright idea to scribble down a list of every single celebrity she has [allegedly] ever slept with. After mistakingly thinking she disposed the note, the list of 36 celebs was leaked by In Touch, but with most of the names blurred out. Some of them are pretty hard to believe considering how washed up Blohan is now, but it should be considered that she probably had most of these celebrities sometime in her heyday. Here is Top Ten Celebrities […]

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Top Ten Celebrities Who Dated Normal Dudes

Top Ten Celebrities Who Dated Normal Dudes

If you were famous and had access to a plethora of other famous pieces that you could climb up and date, would you settle for someone of normal social standing? I know when I’m rich and famous someday, a not-famous dude would be the last on my f*** list, but that still doesn’t stop an array of celebrities from dabbling in the normal D, and it’s tough to blame them. After all, being famous is really all their accustomed to, so why wouldn’t they be enticed by the normalcy of the lifestyles we all take for granted. Here’s Top Ten […]

by × March 6, 2014 × 0 comments