Oh. My. God.


About twice a year, a couple celebrity news stories break that are completely over the top and ridiculous, the type of shit that couldn’t be made up by writers of even the most elaborate day time soap opera. For me, the first time it happened I was ghostwriting for the site of a friend who was away on vacation and the news story that broke was Lindsay Lohan hi-jacking a car and being involved in a high speed chase down the Pacific Coast Highway. I felt like Barbara Walters doing some expose for 60 minutes, if only for a day or two.

Today my friends, is one of those days.

It’s no secret that over the last year or so, Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman has been struggling financially to support her 14 children. After several failed reality TV pitches, it quickly became apparent that the public’s interest and sympathy for this woman was at nil and in the end, even in this day an age of worthless celebrity and 15 minutes of fame, no one gave a fuck about some cunt that had 6 kids, paid to get knocked up with 8 more then got a bunch of plastic surgery after.  There’s hope for the zombies out in TV land yet…..And now, broke with little to no options, this low life that couldn’t possibly get any lower is doing fetish porn.

Now there’s nothing wrong with fetish porn, hey people gotta get off somehow and to each their own, but using this form of a sex tape as that one last ditch attempt to get famous and make a quick buck (hey it worked for a couple of other celebutard sluts we can think of) is low. It’s not even low, it’s lower. It’s whatever is below low. That’s what this is. This is a woman who had 14 kids in  an effort to get famous and used cosmetic surgery to turn herself into an Angelina Jolie clone (which she still denies) and now that even that hasn’t worked, this is the next step. This is the world we live in, and the world that has been created over years of celebrity obsession and the desire to be in the public eye no matter what it takes.

You can view the full set of photos here.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go pour acid in my eyes now.