We loved The Social Network but we are kind of sick of seeing Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg so we thought we would use this photo from Zombieland instead which, and we are going on record saying this, was probably just as deserving as the 64 Academy Award nominations The Social Network got (including Best Foreign Film and Best Animated Feature). The only reason I’m excited it’s the Oscars this year is we can finally put The Hurt Locker to rest. Seriously, if I heard one more god damn thing about the hurt locker…
Anywhooo, Jesse has been making the Oscar Rounds and in what is probably the first or one of the first times in the history of Hollywood, isn’t behaving like every other actor that has even nominated for an Oscar. And by that, we mean carrying on like he cured AIDS simply by starring in a movie and getting nominated for some award that really doesn’t mean anything anyways. Point and fact, Jesse Eisenberg feels like he’s doesn’t really belong at the Oscars.
What’s more, Jesse has gone ahead and said we have all been thinking all this time anyways, but have been too scared to say because we didn’t want to come off as anti-semite (I mean shit, we’re all for jokes but even we have to draw the line SOMEWHERE) “I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to bar mitzvahs every weekend. This is the same feeling. You have to put on a suit every weekend to go meet with a bunch of Jews” says Jesse and since Jesse is Jewish we are allowed to laugh at this, he can drop J-bombs all over the place.