For people like me, things like dirty candy hearts are as a part of my daily routine as dirty sex and whiskey with my lunch so this story doesn’t’ really come as a shocker and it’s actually kind of exciting, but for a 12 year old, who still holds her innocence and hasn’t been ruined by society yet, it can really fuck with their head you know?
A 12 year old girl in Northern Heights, California got the magic of V-Day shattered like any dream I ever had about my life (get used to it kid, it’s only downhill from here) when she found a single heart candy with a very naughty message inscribed. For the record, the message wasn’t all that naughty and given the things that come out of my mouth on a daily basis as far as I’m concerned this is church talk, but once again we are talking about a kid who hasn’t even come close to starting her way down the path to Hell, and before you find out just how warm that water is, jumping in that pool can be bit scary.
From local news KCRA: (you can also view the video via the KCRA link)
“I thought it was kinda shocking,” said Ciara Bush, “I was reading them and I brought it to my mom after I saw it.”
Her parents were stunned at what they saw.
“Nice Tits,” said Derrick Deanda, reading the message printed on the small piece of candy that referred to a woman’s chest.
According to the news story, the candy hearts we sent back to the manufacturing plant for inspection and according to my version of the story, the employee held responsible got high fived and they gave him a raise.