We Needed This Today

We had a pretty rough day yesterday and there’s nothing like some Charlie Sheen to smooth out those spots and finish off the week on a high note.  What’s more, since he got sober, he’s been and endless source of entertainment and though we never thought an on the wagon Charlie Sheen could be more amazing than an off the wagon Charlie Sheen it appears he is proving us wrong in that respect.

It seems Charlie and Producer Chuck Lorre are officially at war with each other, and I don’t mean a minor disagreement on set, I mean if they we’re put in a ring with each other, one of them would probably get killed.  And look we are all for cage matches, but we don’t want to see Charlie Sheen go to prison for life for whopping this guys ass, cause you know he would some with some fists of fury type shit.

You really have to check out the full audio of his recent radio interview thanks to tmz.com because this dude is talking like he’s from another planet and not because he’s crazy but because he’s highly evolved from the rest of us. Take notes, we can all learn something from Charlie Sheen.

Some highlights from TMZ.com

— He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is “Haim Levine”

— Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre “in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process.”

— On Alcoholics Anonymous … Sheen says it’s a “bootleg cult” with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, “Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you.”

— After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie’s response, “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things.”

— On his drug and alcohol issues, “I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it … with my mind.”

And we are going to end this on that note.

Source: http://www.tmz.com

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