It seems to be a slow day, mostly cause half the content I’ve found is April Fools related (lame!) or entire sites have just taken on April Fools pranks (http://www.urlesque.com and http://www.geekolgie.com were pretty clever). That doesn’t help people like me that are trying to make a living much but hey I’m just one person.
That being said, how about a bikini fight at Burger King?
There’s a whole story that has come after this and you can read all about it here.