Taylor Swift got caught saying STFU about Harry Styles to a super-hot Selena Gomez- Selena’s hotness being the more important story here…

Screen Shot 2013-08-26 at 7.14.15 AM The biggest story to come out of last nights’ VMAs, besides Miley’s baffling performance, is Taylor Swift getting caught on camera clearly saying ‘shut the fuck up,’ while her ex Harry Styles was presenting an award with the rest of his gay boy-band, One Direction. My first suggestion to Swift is: don’t date someone in a boy-band who is even younger and more stupid than you are. My second suggestion is: Try to be hotter and less annoying- like Selena Gomez.

To me, Taylor Swift kind of seems like the Jennifer Anniston of the music industry: A whiny brat who will forever be the sad girl who is ‘single again‘ on the covers of tabloids. She’s pretty annoying doing the whole ‘sweet and innocent’ act, when really, she’s kind of a mean bitch. Not even 20 minutes later, she had this to say while accepting an award for Best Female Video, for her song I Knew You Were Trouble:

“I also want to thank the person who inspired this song, who knows exactly who he is, because now I got one of these.”

First of all, ‘OH YAY YOU GOT A VMA FOR YOUR SHITTY VIDEO!!’ It’s not a grammy, retard. Secondly, lucky for her that she dates all of these idiots, otherwise she would run out of material for songs. In fact, I wonder if she purposely seeks out the worst possible mates so that she will have writing material. Seriously. Harry Styles is 19 and in a boy-band. Come on- WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!?!? Her previous love interests (people like Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer), haven’t been much better. Anyway, here is a GIF of her saying STFU about Harry, because all of the videos I have found have annoying people gasping about this occurrence on them like idiots: tumblr_ms46k9KYjK1sc6amqo1_500   Sooo…there ya go. Shocking! As far as I’m concerned, the real news here is how freaking hot Selena Gomez looked in this dress:

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photos via splash news

Selena, please have some respect for yourself, and your hotness, and do not let Justin Bieber within 300 feet of you, ever again.

I can’t decide if I just really want this dress, or if I’m starting to girl-crush on Selena. She’s been wearing some pretty hot stuff lately. I like her new-found womanly style.

Hey, Miley: Selena here is a great example of how to show people you aren’t a little girl anymore, with class.

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