Here’s a picture posted to Miley Cyrus’s Instagram account as another desperate plea for attention. As into girl-on-girl make-out sessions I am, I am a little disturbed by this picture. And no, it’s not because of the shitty rainbow graphic that was so haphazardly placed. It’s because Miley Cyrus’s tongue is all sorts of nursty and I wouldn’t let her touch me with it even if I were the flag-pole from a Christmas Story. ….
Girl needs to go to her dentist and request a handy-dandy tongue scrapper before I’d let rub it all up on mine.
If I had one wish for 2014 it would be for Miley to retire the tongue, and retire as a pop singer. I’m pretty sure we can all agree that what we all kind of want at this point. However, it’s the shit like this that keeps Miley in the headlines so it’s clear that bitch knows what she’s doing.