For those of us who didn’t know, Katy Perry and John Mayer have been bumping uglies for several months now, and have collaborated on some pretty shitty music already. It is obvious that the two are madly in lust, or at least Katy has been able to keep John Mayer interested with her huge tits, for I think we can all agree that this relationship has gone on much longer than expected considering he is usually on to the next one within weeks of dating any hot-ass white girl.
Sources close to Katy Perry are saying that the star has speculations that her beaux, John Mayer, may or may not be planning on popping the question sometime very soon. Is this true? Probably. Will the marriage last? Probably not.
“Katy is so happy with John. She’s been telling all her friends that she thinks he’s going to pop the question – and she’ll definitely say yes,” a reliable source close to Perry said.
One thing is for sure though, Katy sure knows how [not] to pick ’em. First Russell Brand and now this sleazy mess? Come on, Katy Kat, can you please take as step back and realize this reoccurring defected husband theme in your life? For the sake of the embarrassing divorce rate in this country, please think before marrying the walking STD liability that is John Mayer.
Why John Mayer is choosing to propose to Katy now is just as unclear if he’s actually going to pull through with it in the first place. For the source also noted, “He’s dated a few famous women but he’s never felt this way about anyone before. The only thing is, he wants her to calm down a bit. She’s really wild and such a party girl at heart, so he’s told her to be a bit more responsible.” Let me be the first to note BULLSHEEEEIT, GURL! If boring-ass Katy Perry is a wild party girl “at heart” I think we all need to rethink our standards of what the fuck qualifies as a party girl because Miss. Katy is probably the one-sip, wasted girl at the party that passes out drunk after three sips of Natty Ice.