Top 10 Negative Investments, Brought to You by SkyMall

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10. Bigfoot statue ($99.95-$2,250)

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For the ugliest of lawn decor, why not spend two grand on a life-size Bigfoot statue?

 

9. Mounted Squirrel Head ($24.95)

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Or bring the tackiness indoors with this mounted squirrel head, made of “super-realistic resin.” Rest assured, no squirrels were harmed in the making of this eye sore.

8. Talking Dog Collar ($29.99)

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On par with buying your canine it’s own beeper, your dog is sure to be unresponsive to the commands given to it via this ridiculous device.

7. “Mademoiselle Haute Couture” Floor Lamp Statue ($549)

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This has nothing on the fish-net leg-lamp from “A Christmas Story.”

6. “Bob” Ice Cube Tray ($9.95 each)

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Even if your name isn’t “Bob!”

5. Pajamajeans ($29.99-$39.99)

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Presented without comment.

4. Porch Potty ($259.99-$279.99)

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Equipped with it’s own damn sprinkler, this mess is the equivalent of litter-box training your pup.

3. LED MagicWaterHead ($49.99-$59.99)

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Available in seven different colors!

2. Biffy Butler ($99.99)

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Because texting on the toilet wasn’t face-palm enough.

1. GuitDoorbell ($149.99)

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Just take a moment and imagine how damn annoying this would be.