“In a move showing an utter lack of sophistication, Lindsay isn’t specifying how much she’ll give… she’s saying, ‘whatever it takes.’ Translation: A lot. Why, you ask, is she so freaked out? We’ve learned she had a bunch of nude photos of herself. She claims they’re all from various photo shoots that were never supposed to be released.”
“It was great to be in China and I would like to thank everyone for their hospitality, however, someone has stolen my computer at the airport……offering a reward for anyone who can retrieve and rtn it, bummer to go home w/o it. xo L (sic)'”
That’s cute, Lindsay. I’m sure the Chinese officials are working overtime trying to find you laptop so we don’t have to witness you rip off the poor devil who returns it to you in hopes of a reward, only to discover that by “generous reward” you meant an autographed copy of Herbie Fully Loaded. Here’s a word of advice to whomever has Lindsay’s computer: Sell that shit for all it’s worth if you really want to be rewarded handsomely. Stay tuned to see if any nudies leak.