Because Justin Bieber loves proving that his pair still hasn’t dropped, he solidified this assumption tonight by orchestrating the most amateur prank known to man, egging a damn house.
TMZ reports that around 7:30PM Thursday night a man heard loud thumping against his Calabasas house. Curious as to what he was, he proceeded to go outside to investigate,
“When he stepped out of his second floor balcony… he says he saw Justin down below hurling eggs at his front door. According to the neighbor… Justin started aiming for him once he stepped onto the balcony and yelled, ‘What the hell are you doing?'”
That’s right, “what the hell are you doing?” you little piece of s***. If that little boy ever even thought about egging, tee-peeing, or even playing ding-dong f***ing ditch at my place I would chase him down the street and paddle his ass. Little punk. However, this neighbor seemed to have a very high tolerance for bulls***, because all he did was have a verbal altercation with Justin before he descended back into his douche-pad to plot more schemes. The neighbor did call the authorities to report the incident,
“[he] believes his house was pelted with no less than 20 eggs. Law enforcement sources confirm deputies responded, and took an incident report from the neighbor. It’s unclear, at this point, if they were able to speak with Justin. Calls to Bieber’s reps were not immediately returned.”
That crazy little betch. He needs to be smacked upside the head a dozen times by his mommy for that behavior, and sentenced to time-out. Not only was it way passed Justin’s bedtime, he used every single damn egg in his mom’s refrigerator to commit this stupid ass crime.
Here’s a shot of the damage: