T. Swift Hates Getting Nekid

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Because T. Swift is the most unreasonably uptight person in “pop/country” music, next to Selena Gomez, it’s not much of a shocker that Taylor Swift openly admits that she hates getting naked and would rather stay fully clothed at all times. Only furthering our speculations that the reason she is so uptight and immature about dating is because she really is a virgin who refuses to put out and yet leads a plethora of men on to believe otherwise. Taylor tells Glamour Magazine, through Daily Mail,

‘I find it relatively easy to keep my clothes on because I don’t really feel like taking them off,’ the 24-year-old singer told Editor-in-chief Cindi Leive.

‘It’s not an urge I have. For me “risky” is revealing what really happened in my life through music. Risky is writing confessional songs and telling the true story about a person with enough details so everyone knows who that person is. That’s putting myself out there, maybe even more than taking my shirt off.'” 

So in short, T. Swift would rather torture us with her singles that make me want to jump out the window every time it comes on than spend a mili-second having a good time butt-ass naked. It’s a crying shame, indeed.

For those of you wondering what T. Swift might hypothetically look like if she was getting any, just envision this gif without that nasty-ass dress.

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