Overall, it’s been a slow week in celebrity gossip. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t embrace the little that has happened. Here’s Top Ten Weekend.
10. Mariah Carey Lets It All Hang Loose:
Mariah Carey wore this little number to the BET Awards this Saturday. We’re convinced that there’s not enough fashion tap to fix this mess.
9. Miley Turns Down the Only Prom Invite She’ll Ever Receive:
Surprisingly, Miley Cyrus has her high school diploma, which she attained through years of private tutoring. She has never been to a high school prom, but really, who needs proms anyway when you’re too busy being rich and famous? After a regular nobody named Matt Peterson, from Arizona, asked Miley to his prom on May 3 via video, she swiftly declined his offer, and invited her to her shit-show concert instead. Betch please- you don’t deserve a damn corsage.
8. DMX vs. George Zimmerman Fight is Cancelled:
Some hater decided that the fight between DMX and George Zimmerman was too great for us to handle because that s*** got cancelled. TMZ reports that the promoter of the match cancelled it because his “conscious” started to kick in. They should just create a rendition of what the fight would be like by bringing back the show Celebrity Deathmatch.
“The promoter for the event took to Twitter Saturday afternoon to officially cancel the event … and said he finally realized there’s ‘more to life then money.'”
“The promoter adds, ‘Just looked at my son and daughter today wow I’m so lucky those people must be in so much pain … all you people are right.'”
7. The IRS Are Still After MJ’s Ass:
Even though he’s dead as s***, the IRS has not forgotten that the King of Pop owes over $7o2 million in taxes from his Wonderland estate, and they are also making allegations of tax fraud. TMZ gives a really good run-down on Michael’s under-reported claims.
“As for what the agency says was under-reported:
— The Estate valued MJ’s likeness at $2,105. The IRS says the value is actually more than $434million.
— The Estate valued Michael’s interest in a trust that owns songs by MJ and the Beatles at ZERO! The IRS says its more like $469 million.
— There’s another MJ trust the Estate claims is worth $2.2 mil. The IRS says it’s worth $60.6 mil.
— The Estate valued the Jackson 5 master recordings at $11.2 mil. The IRS says $45.5 mil.“
6. Dylan Respond’s to Woody’s Response:
In a Sinhéad O’Connor vs. Miley Cyrus status cyber brawl, the fight between Dylan Farrow and her accused child-abusing, deranged father, Woody Allen went strong. Woody responded to Dylan’s accusations that he molested her when she was seven this week, going as far as to calling “brainwashed” by her adoptive mother, Mia Farrow. Here is a piece of Dylan’s response to Woody.
“Once again, Woody Allen is attacking me and my family in an effort to discredit and silence me – but nothing he says or writes can change the truth. For 20 years, I have never wavered in describing what he did to me. I will carry the memories of surviving these experiences for the rest of my life.”
5. Farrah Abraham is Back on Her Porn Game:
TMZ reported this weekend that Vivid Entertainment is releasing unseen footage from Farrah Abraham’s Backdoor Teen Mom as a sequel.And Farrah Abraham’s PR team is pulling some major damage control to cover the fact that she’s probably going to be relying on porn as means for income for a large majority of her life. Here’s what they came up with,
“[Farrah is] a mother, a public figure, and an author and not a porn star.”
And here’s our response:
4. Shia LaBeouf Arrives to Premiere of Nymphomaniac Wearing Paper Bag:
Can someone please show Shia LaBeouf to his seat because he needs to SIT DOWN right now. After being a total stunt queen during a press conference for his own movie this Sunday by storming our after answering merely one question- Shia donned a damn paper bag with the words “I’m not famous anymore” scribbled on it. If there’s one thing we want Shia to know about what we think about this it’s:
3. Justin Bieber is On to the Next One:
It’s been rumored that Justin Bieber has been seeing someone who isn’t Chantel Jeffries, but some random 17-year-old singer/dancer named Katherine Gozda. What sounds like a load of bulls***t to us, Daily Mail reports that Justin and Katherine have been taking their relationship “very seriously” and are even talking about having kids. Because starting a family is totally what Justin needs in his life right now. You have to admit, however, it would make for a good season of MTV’s Teen Mom.
“A source revealed: ‘Their relationship has been very up and down because she can’t stand the way he has been behaving recently. She is desperately trying to help him through all the scandal and regain his clean-cut image.’”
2. Drake and Rihanna Might Be Doing It (Again):
The Daily Mail also reported this weekend that Rihanna and Drake are most likely f***ing again, as they were seen leaving the same nightclub separately, and then driving off in the same car. They obvious masters of deceit have been linked in the past, so we’re not surprised that they’re hooking up again. A coy source told Daily Mail,
“‘They’re doing what they do on the low, and they like to keep it that way. They fill each other’s needs when they can, and that’s how they’re choosing to roll.'”
You hear that guys? That’s how they ROLL!
1. Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Funeral:
Philip Seymour Hoffman’s funeral was this weekend, and 400 people came to mourn the death of the beloved actor in a Manhattan church this Friday. His family, including his three children, Cooper, age 10, Tallulah, age 7, and Willa, age 5, attended the service with their mother, Mimi O’Donnell. Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, Joaquin Pheonix, Diane Keaton, Ethan Hawke, and Amy Adams were all in attendance.