Top Ten Educational Lessons from Miley’s Bangerz Tour



Miley Cyrus was recently quoted stating that her Bangerz tour is set to educate kids around the world on an array of life lessons, 

“Even though parents probably won’t think this, I think my show is educational for kids.” She went on to say that the subject in which she is set to “teach”

In case you were wondering what kind of lessons are on Miley’s agenda… 

“They’re going to be exposed to art most people don’t know about. People are taught to look at things so black and white, especially in small towns. I’m excited to take this tour to places where [art] like this wouldn’t be accepted, where kids wouldn’t learn about this different kind of art.”

Below we have gathered a collection of references to prove the fact that Miley is making a strenuous effort in educating kids abroad on important life skills. Take a look! 

10. How to make chops as unattractive as possible:




9. How to look like a scrappy-ass white girl that lacks the ass for proper twerking:


8. How to pretend your into girls for attention:


7. How to choose backup dancers from all walks of life:


6. How to perform oral sex:


5. How to look like a twerking Malfoy:


4. How to flick your bean on stage:


3. How to make the creepiest entrance ever:


2. How to eat a fan’s thong and contract a ridiculous amount of STDs:


1. How to make it in the US music industry: