To commemorate Katy Perry’s breaking up with on-and-off again boyfriend of two years, John Mayer, it is important to remember some of the other bad dating decisions that Katy has made throughout the years, perhaps to make her realize what she should start looking for in her future partners.
10. Baptiste Giabiconi:
Katy Perry was rumored to have kicked it with douchey looking French model back in 2012. As a female, I’m a firm believer that you probably shouldn’t date any dude that is prettier than you are, because who wants a boyfriend that jacks your clothes and makeup when you’re not looking?
9. Robert Ackroyd:
Just when you thought her boyfriends were too pretty, then she dates someone that’s just really not cute in any way, shape, or form. This being the drummer of Florence and the Machine, Robert Ackroyd, whom she was seen canoodling with at Coachella back in 2012. Evidently, the relationship went no where.
8. Josh Groban:
Josh Groban and Katy Perry were rumored to have dated in 2012, making it a very busy year for the pop singer. But seriously Katy, Josh Groban? We’ll just never get over the white-boy Jerry curl.
7. Matt Thiessen:
Katy Perry was said to have dated the lead singer for forgotten christian-emo band, Reliant K, from 2003-2006. Matt sort of resembles a Hobbit from Lord of the Rings but we can kind of dig it.
F*cking seriously, Katy? Like, is this boy even straight?
5. Robert Pattinson:
It’s been rumored many of times that Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry have been hooking up and/or dating and the rumors continue to persist because it’s apparent in whenever the pair is seen together that they have major chemistry. Even though he’s a damn movie vampire, but not in a cute way, we’d say she should go for it, cause why not?
4. Johnny Lewis:
Katy Perry and Johnny Lewis dated from 2005 to 2006. And after he died after killing his land lady and falling off a building (wtf?) on September 26, 2012, Katy voiced her devastation to the press.
3. Travie Mccoy:
Katy Perry and Travie Mccoy began dating in 2008 but their relationship lasted only a year because he couldn’t get his prescription drug abuse under control.
2. Russell Brand:
Katy Perry’s only ex-husband should stand out as the least-reputable of her relationships seeing as though they only dated for a mere three-months before getting married, and he was a recovering heroin and sex addict.
1. John Mayer:
Like, who honestly thought this sh*t was about to last?