Top Ten Celebrities Blohan Has Allegedly F***ed

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Daily Mail reported today that while getting shwasted in a hotel room with some friends, Blohan thought it’d be a really bright idea to scribble down a list of every single celebrity she has [allegedly] ever slept with. After mistakingly thinking she disposed the note, the list of 36 celebs was leaked by In Touch, but with most of the names blurred out. Some of them are pretty hard to believe considering how washed up Blohan is now, but it should be considered that she probably had most of these celebrities sometime in her heyday. Here is Top Ten Celebrities Blohan Has Allegedly F***ed.

10. Evan Peters:

We might believe this if this weren’t so unbelievably random.

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9. Joaquin Pheonix:

Speaking of random… I think sleeping with Joaquin is just a dream of any white girl.

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8. Adam Levine:

The only thing that makes this allegation remotely believable is that Adam Levine is a huge whore.

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7. Wilmer Valderrama:

We all know that these two were f***ing during the making of Herby: Fully Loaded. Now you’re just being blatantly obvious, Blohan.

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6. Zac Efron:

Plausable.

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5. Max George: 

This one is no surprise either.

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4. Colin Farrell:

This is ringing some bells, but there are no pictures of the two together to help solidify this claim.

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3. Heath Ledger:

And he’s not even here to defend himself.

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2. James Franco:

They do seemingly have a lot in common.

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1. Justin Timberlake:

We call BULLSHIT!

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