Top Ten Celebrity Wax Figures That Should Melt in the Sun

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Let’s be real for a second, wax museums are pretty f***ing weird. The only thing that makes the concept of wax statues of our favorite celebrities even creepier is the fact that there are very few skilled wax sculptors in the world, so most of the finished products look like they’re more fitting for another¬†House of Wax¬†remake (we all know how well the last one went). Here are ten examples of why celebrity wax figurine exhibits are one of the creepiest paid attractions known to man.

10. Kim Kardashian:

It’s embarrassing when you show up to Madame Tussaud’s wearing more makeup than your damn painted wax statue.

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9. Taylor Swift:

Jesus, no.

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7. Katy Perry:

They really manage to make every female pop star as unattractive as possible.

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6. Miley Cyrus:

Still cuter than modern day Miley.

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5. Sandra Bullock:

I’d be so pissed if my wax statue turned out like this s***.

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4. Julia Roberts:

They nailed the hair, at least.

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3. Drew Barrymore:

It seems that none of the American Sweethearts can receive a proper depiction.

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2. The Olson Twins:

They’re outfits are fly as hell though.

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1. Britney Spears:

Oh for f***’s sake, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

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