Top Ten What Jay-Z Said to Solange

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Since overnight Solange Knowles has transformed her image from failing musician/basement baby to infamous street fighter who doesn’t take s*** from anyone. Thousands of people took to Twitter to theorize what Jay-Z could have said to Solange to make her snap on his ass. Others updated her Wikipedia page, to maintain it’s accuracy:

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Here’s Top Ten #WhatJayZSaidToSolange

10. He was just complimenting her.

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9. Or perhaps dissing her.

solange68. He cut her off.

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7. He noted how much the elevator music sucked. Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 5.32.27 PM

6. He briefly forgot who she was.

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5. He belittled her.

solange54. He suggested a name change.

Solange13. He made a standard observation.

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 5.30.02 PM2. He stated the cold-hard facts.

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 5.36.09 PM1. He was straight up nast. 

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