Top Ten Aaron Hernandez Tattooed Murder Clues

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The heavily inked Aaron Hernandez

There are recent reports from all the tabloids that Tattoo artists are being sought out in the Aaron Hernandez case that teaches us all that being in a gang comes before pro athlete career…

More importantly, it teaches us to not leave a paper-trail, but rather to tattoo the clues to our skin, so that when busted, you have no way to back out….with a “I don’t know how that got there”….

What better way to celebrate that genius play, but what must be a genius, with a Top 10 Aaron Hernandez jokes on twitter today…

10 – That He Killed Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend

9 – That His Cellmates Are Helping the Investigation in the Showers….

8 – That he is no longer a murdering athlete but also a mood…

7 – They took Aaron Hernandez cold case

6- He’s just a Ride Or Die kinda guy…

5- Aaron Hernandez the Conspiracy…

4- OH MY…his tattoos got themselves a spoiler alert…

3- He watched too much Prison Break …

2- GRAND THEFT AUTO BOSTON

1- Real Talk….