There are recent reports from all the tabloids that Tattoo artists are being sought out in the Aaron Hernandez case that teaches us all that being in a gang comes before pro athlete career…
More importantly, it teaches us to not leave a paper-trail, but rather to tattoo the clues to our skin, so that when busted, you have no way to back out….with a “I don’t know how that got there”….
What better way to celebrate that genius play, but what must be a genius, with a Top 10 Aaron Hernandez jokes on twitter today…
10 – That He Killed Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend
"Aaron Hernandez killed my girlfriend too." – Manti Te'o
— Matty Harrison (@MattyHarrison3) May 21, 2014
9 – That His Cellmates Are Helping the Investigation in the Showers….
Aaron Hernandez's tattoos could unlock clues in his double murder case. His cellmates have already started looking for clues in his asshole.
— Lee Mays (@OriginalLeeMays) May 21, 2014
8 – That he is no longer a murdering athlete but also a mood…
My mood: Aaron Hernandez
— Squa Squanny Ranks (@ST_7ERA) May 21, 2014
7 – They took Aaron Hernandez cold case
BREAKING: Aaron Hernandez is the new prime suspect in the Lindbergh baby kidnapping.
— Andrew Applegate (@AndrewApplegate) May 21, 2014
6- He’s just a Ride Or Die kinda guy…
Aaron Hernandez really bout dat life lmao
— Nick Ľ Herring (@NickyRozzay) May 21, 2014
5- Aaron Hernandez the Conspiracy…
Where's Malaysian 300…? Where's Kony…? Who was D.B. Cooper?? And now… How many people did Aaron Hernandez really fucking kill??
— Sleibhin O'Conner (@ShitsNGrinz) May 21, 2014
4- OH MY…his tattoos got themselves a spoiler alert…
Aaron Hernandez' tattoos are full of clues about the murder he committed. But each one is clearly marked by "spoiler alert!" so it's cool.
— Cornelius Peter (@CorneliusPeter) May 21, 2014
3- He watched too much Prison Break …
Aaron Hernandez possibly having tattoos with info to his murders..an idiots version of Prison Break.
— Zack (@Zack_Scott90) May 21, 2014
2- GRAND THEFT AUTO BOSTON
Aaron Hernandez on that GTA New England! Lmao!!!!!
— ED (@ThisIsBigHeadEd) May 21, 2014
1- Real Talk….
Maybe the hidden messages in Aaron' Hernandez's tattoos says "I am the dumbest criminal ever"
— Megan Johnson (@megansarahj) May 21, 2014