Top Ten Breezy Is Out of Jail


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Breezy is fresh out of jail after serving 108 days for admitting to violating his probation, and his girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, promptly threw him a “Welcome Back” party of sorts in LA. Here’s Top Ten Breezy Is Out of Jail

10. The first thing Chris Brown did upon being released from jail was take to Twitter, naturally.

Screen Shot 2014-06-06 at 7.58.59 AM9. Before being locked-up, Chris still exhibited douche-bag features, such as superfluous neck tattoos and sketchy facial hair.


8. But it was evident that Chris was still physically fit before his sentencing.


7. In fact- trick was hella scrappy before his arrest.


6. Not anymore. Chris arrived to his surprise party blind-folded.


5. But we knew long before he took them off that things have changed.


4. Fresh out the jail cell- Breezy was looking more like the plus-sized Robert Kardashian rather than his sting-bean self.


3. However- it is safe to say that Chris’s douche-bag sense of style remains intact after his jail stay.


2. Regardless, it still seemed that Chris had some friend’s waiting for his arrival.


1. No one was more pleased with his early release, however, than this bitch was. Que the dry heaves.