Here at Famous Misfortune, we love ‘Murica more than a fat kid loves cake. The following celebrities love embracing the fact that their American almost a much as we do. Except they have the funds to express their patriotism through dress.
Here’s Top Ten Celebrities Wearing American Flags
10. Miley Cyrus
Party in the U.S.A. forever.
9. Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart:
There’s really nothing cuter than old dudes wearing American flag attire.
8. Pamela Anderson:
Obviously, this picture is old as s***, just like she is. But it’s still sexy and patriotic as feck.
Not even American. Still loves the red, white, and blue.
6. Jessica Simpson:
5. Jennifer Aniston:
Holy f***, Jen.
4. Everyone from American Pie:
Mena Suvari, Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Biggs, Tara Reid, and Alyson Hannigan.
What’s more American than trashy women, auto-tuned music, and glitter?
Aaand Ke$ha again…
2. Britney Spears:
The all-American hot-mess.
Aaaand, Britney again…
1. Katy Perry:
Getting it for the red, white, and blue.