Twenty-minutes ago marks the first that I’ve stopped crying since discovering that Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby. After days of watching Sex and the City re-runs alone and blubbering into a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream, I woke up today feeling like a whole new woman.That was until a forensic artist took the initiative of generating pictures of what their tot might look like. (See: below.)
Here’s Top Ten Ryan Gosling Impregnated the Wrong Girl:
10. Upon finding out that Ryan Gosling sperminated Eva Mende’s uterus, many of us quickly began to question life:
9. It really wasn’t Ryan that broke our heart by such betrayal, as it was Eva’s.
(It’s all Eva’s fault.)
8. Naturally, everyone on Twitter was power-pissed:
Neither have we, sweetheart.
7. And threatening to take action:
6. We all emphasized for Ryan’s one and only TRUE LOVE:
It’s NEVER too late, Rachel.
5. Some went as far as to compliment the damn-embroyos good looks:
DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM!!!
4. We might not be so angry if this weren’t so selfish of him:
Like of all the women in the world- his first pick obviously should have been me, then maybe Rachel McAdams.
3. We’re actively researching starting a support group:
Because this struggle is too real.
2. Even damn Buzzfeed was at a loss as to how to react:
1. Rest in Pieces, our broken hearts: