Top Ten A Tale of Two Yachts

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Blohan and Elle Macpherson were both spotted on separate yachts in Sardinia this week. It’s insane to think that Elle is 22-years older than Lindsay and yet her body looks like that of a 20-year-old. And we really don’t mind if Elle romped around in a bikini aboard a yacht into her sixties for how damn she looks in comparison to Lindsay. It’s clear that the years of hard-partying are catching up to Lindsay, as she is looking more-and-more like Tara Reed’s understudy every time we see her now.  What is happening to her body? How does on manage to go from this:

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To this:

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Only in the matter of ten years? Meanwhile, Elle Macpherson is busy demonstrating to b****es half her age that attaining The Body can be achieved well into adulthood because she went from this:

Elle Macpherson modelling in the 1980's

To this:

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Here’s Top Ten A Tale of Two Yachts to demonstrate that hard-partying does not age you well.

10. Wearing a mis-matched bathing suit, Lindsay proved that she has seemingly done very little to attain a healthier lifestyle since her latest rehab-stint:

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9. Aboard Lindsay’s yacht, it is expected that she smoked approximately 1.5 billion cigs:

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8. Not only did she look dumpy, but she was not acting like much of a lady:

‘Cause we all know that Lindsay is actually a demure flower.

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7. We kind of wished she would keep that shirt on however:

Please.

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6. It’s very clear the years aren’t doing Lindsay very well:

A far-cry from the days of Mean Girls.

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5. Now Lindsay, (and Ali for that matter) sit down, and take notes:

That’s one gnarly leg bruise.

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4. Because Elle Mac-Fierce-Son is here to demonstrate what its like to be AGELESS!

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3. We’re sorry we’re making you check out someone that’s old enough to be your mom, but we’re really not sorry:

DAYUM.

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2. As you can see, it’s pretty clear that age really is just a number.

Right, Elle?

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1. You’ll never achieve this level of greatness, Blohan:

But isn’t this something great to aspire to?

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