Kim Kardashian spontaneously went on a Twitter rant about how fat her ass is today, as if that needed any more publication. Then she romped around town wearing a Yeezy ass-veil because of this newly founded self-consciousness. Okay, Kim. How about you just give that big ass of yours a rest and SIT down. Here’s Top Ten Kim’s Booty Is In Remission.
10. Kim unveiled her first custom-made ass-veil on Jimmy Kimmel last night and we really wish she had just worn a kimono.
9. Ulyana Sergeenko should make one of these for Nikki Minaj’s ass.
2. But you’re right- your child-bearing hips have been looking more ripe than ever before.
1. But let’s be real. Ass-veils make 0.00 sense when you’re posting pictures like this on Instagram on a regular basis.