Top Ten Green Text Stories by Anon

4chan’s green text stories often make us feel a lot better about various situations we’ve been stuck in in life and would never even consider sharing publicly. Here’s Top Ten Green Text Stories by Anon:

10. Anon is an asshole techie. 


9. Anon joins a gym.



8. Anon knows how to get free s***.



7. Anon’s girlfriend is prego. 

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6. Anon needs to reevaluate his group of friends.



4. Anon plays soccer. 



3. Anon flies American.

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2. Anon gets a girlfriend.

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1. Anon gets his first job.

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