Top Ten T. Swift Still Can’t Dance and Is Racist Now

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Taylor Swift debuted her new music video for her single Shake It Off and it’s evident that she wasted a lot of money on all of those dance classes, because white girl still looks like a clumsy giraffe while dancing. She also pulled a Miley Cyrus and exhibited and reinforced multiple racial stereotypes in the video. Let’s have a look, shall we?

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Top Ten Ariana Grande Is Tripping Balls

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In Ariana Grande’s newest mess of a music video, Break Free, Ariana plays a sci-fi heroine who fights off evil aliens in outer space. We know, the only plausible explanation for all of this is that Ariana as well as the directors, writers, producers, and editors of this video must have been tripping their balls off when it was made. Because why else would they consider this a good idea?

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Lady Gaga’s VMAs Performance: A Story of Wigs and Unitards Told in Gifs

Lady Gaga also performed at the VMAs last night, with her weird performance culminating in her getting nearly naked, in some sort of mermaid thong and bra, as shown above. I could go my usual route of talking about how Lady Gaga is an unattractive try-hard, who does over-the-top weird things to get attention and […]