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Kartrashians, Kids, Kim Kardashian, Top 10

Top Ten Kreeping Up On the Kardashians

Top Ten Kreeping Up On the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian was spotted tanning in Mexico this Tuesday as little North West looked on at her mother while in the arms of her nanny. We guess when you’re set to make $85 million off of a s***y video game, you can use your wealth to take care of every aspect in your already easy life. We feel so sorry that North had to see her mom in such a tiny and unflattering bikini, but we doubt that North really recognizes her anyway since their never together. Here’s Top Ten Kreeping Up On the Kardashians: 10. Kim Kardashian continued to […]

by × July 17, 2014 × 0 comments

Justin Bieber, Kartrashians, Lindsay Lohan, Top 10

Top Ten Celebrities at Cannes

Top Ten Celebrities at Cannes

Cannes is a film festival in the south of France that pretty much gives even the most talentless celebrities (see: Suki Waterhouse) a reason to dress in designer clothes, to get all fancy for movie premieres they weren’t even in, and most importantly, a chance to log on to Instagram in an attempt to one-up all the other famous bitches in attendance. Here’s Top Ten Celebrities at Cannes.  10. Jessica Chastain: 9. Robert Pattinson (with Guy Pearce): 8. Justin Bieber: 7. Kendall Jenner: 6. Cheryl Cole: 5. Blake Lively: 4. Suki Waterhouse (with Justin Bieber): 3. Cara Delevingne (with Sharon […]

by × May 21, 2014 × 0 comments

Kanye West, Kanye West is fancy now, Kartrashians, Kim Kardashian, Top 10

Top Ten When North West’s Face Says It All

Top Ten When North West’s Face Says It All

The Kardashian family created quite the spectacle today by romping around Paris in a number of rough fashion ensembles. The Kardashian family’s toughest fashion critic is none other than baby North West, who looked extra pissed to be seen with the group since they made her dress up to match her mom’s outfit. Here’s Top Ten When North West’s Face Says It All. 10. It all started today in Paris when Kim Kardashian was seen wearing this mess: 9. Kanye upped the stupidity by wearing this: 8. It’s like they were making a deliberate attempt to embarrass North West in […]

by × May 20, 2014 × 0 comments

Kartrashians, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner

Top Ten Bruce Jenner Is a Lady Now

Top Ten Bruce Jenner Is a Lady Now

In case you didn’t hear, Bruce Jenner quit Keeping Up With the Kardashians even though the show’s contract was renewed again by E!, making the Kardashians $40 million richer. Meanwhile, as you may have noticed, that when Bruce Jenner has been seen since his separation to long-time wife, Kris Jenner, he has been looking recognizably more feminine. Here are ten examples:   10. The speculations erupted following the publishing of this issue of Star magazine, published shortly Bruce and Kris Jenner announced they’d be getting a divorce. We didn’t really believe it at first- but the events that unfolded after it hit magazine […]

by × February 14, 2014 × 0 comments

Fitness, Kartrashians, Kim Kardashian, Kimye, Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner is Still an Evil Betch

Kris Jenner is Still an Evil Betch

For those of us who were formally in love with Robert Kardashian, circa KUWK season 1 and 2, it’s difficult to accept the circumstances that we have to work with as of now. Rob has increasingly become increasingly heavier upon breaking up with Def Records signed-singer, Rita Ora, as of last year. It’s apparent that Rob is just in a rough spot and will snap back because that’s what hot dudes with nice asses are capable of. And let me remind you of dat ass: YUP!!! Yes please. It’s apparent that the gargantuan booty gene is hereditary in the Kardashian […]

by × February 5, 2014 × 0 comments

Kanye West, Kanye West is fancy now, Kartrashians, Kids, Kim Kardashian, Kimye

Kim K Wants to Be Nori’s Kris Jenner

Kim K Wants to Be Nori’s Kris Jenner

Because the Kardashians are hereditary fame whores, it is natural that Kim Kardashian would seek to provoke their natural instinct by exposing North West to the spot light early on in life. Daily Mail reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already fighting over whether or not North should appear on episodes of her reality television shows. Because North is an innocent 7-month-old who doesn’t know what the f*** is going on, Kanye came to her defense by claiming that the idea of featuring her on the show is “tacky.” “‘But once Kanye came on the scene, that all […]

by × January 30, 2014 × 0 comments

Kartrashians, Kris Jenner, LOL HAHAHA of the day

I don't know who made this picture of Kris, but they are my hero.

And all was right with the world, once again: Kris Jenner’s talk show canceled.

  Apparently, the powerful demons that work for Kris Jenner have either escaped their captor or decided to stop making deals with her so that she and her family can get ahead. Radar Online has a report that Kris’ Fox talk show has been canceled. HOORAYYY! “The mother-of-six turned manager was recently told, “There is no chance the talkshow is going to get a green light from FOX. The ratings were averaging an abysmal 0.8 and advertisers were less than enthusiastic about it.” Well, Kris, I guess your stunt to pimp out your granddaughter on your show for ratings didn’t work. Which makes since, because […]

by × August 29, 2013 × 0 comments

Kartrashians, LOL HAHAHA of the day

Kartrashian LOL HAHAHA of the Day

Kartrashian LOL HAHAHA of the Day

Via The Chive, which has a full page of Kim crying like a whiny bitch over lost earrings and other crap that trashy rich folk cry over. They claim it will somehow make your day better, and it totally made mine better….so check it out.

by × August 21, 2013 × 0 comments