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Top Ten Bruce Jenner Is a Lady Now

Top Ten Bruce Jenner Is a Lady Now

In case you didn’t hear, Bruce Jenner quit Keeping Up With the Kardashians even though the show’s contract was renewed again by E!, making the Kardashians $40 million richer. Meanwhile, as you may have noticed, that when Bruce Jenner has been seen since his separation to long-time wife, Kris Jenner, he has been looking recognizably more feminine. Here are ten examples:   10. The speculations erupted following the publishing of this issue of Star magazine, published shortly Bruce and Kris Jenner announced they’d be getting a divorce. We didn’t really believe it at first- but the events that unfolded after it hit magazine […]

by × February 14, 2014 × 0 comments

Fitness, Kartrashians, Kim Kardashian, Kimye, Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner is Still an Evil Betch

Kris Jenner is Still an Evil Betch

For those of us who were formally in love with Robert Kardashian, circa KUWK season 1 and 2, it’s difficult to accept the circumstances that we have to work with as of now. Rob has increasingly become increasingly heavier upon breaking up with Def Records signed-singer, Rita Ora, as of last year. It’s apparent that Rob is just in a rough spot and will snap back because that’s what hot dudes with nice asses are capable of. And let me remind you of dat ass: YUP!!! Yes please. It’s apparent that the gargantuan booty gene is hereditary in the Kardashian […]

by × February 5, 2014 × 0 comments

Kanye West, Kanye West is fancy now, Kartrashians, Kids, Kim Kardashian, Kimye

Kim K Wants to Be Nori’s Kris Jenner

Kim K Wants to Be Nori’s Kris Jenner

Because the Kardashians are hereditary fame whores, it is natural that Kim Kardashian would seek to provoke their natural instinct by exposing North West to the spot light early on in life. Daily Mail reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already fighting over whether or not North should appear on episodes of her reality television shows. Because North is an innocent 7-month-old who doesn’t know what the f*** is going on, Kanye came to her defense by claiming that the idea of featuring her on the show is “tacky.” “‘But once Kanye came on the scene, that all […]

by × January 30, 2014 × 0 comments

Kartrashians, Kris Jenner, LOL HAHAHA of the day

I don't know who made this picture of Kris, but they are my hero.

And all was right with the world, once again: Kris Jenner’s talk show canceled.

  Apparently, the powerful demons that work for Kris Jenner have either escaped their captor or decided to stop making deals with her so that she and her family can get ahead. Radar Online has a report that Kris’ Fox talk show has been canceled. HOORAYYY! “The mother-of-six turned manager was recently told, “There is no chance the talkshow is going to get a green light from FOX. The ratings were averaging an abysmal 0.8 and advertisers were less than enthusiastic about it.” Well, Kris, I guess your stunt to pimp out your granddaughter on your show for ratings didn’t work. Which makes since, because […]

by × August 29, 2013 × 0 comments

Kartrashians, LOL HAHAHA of the day

Kartrashian LOL HAHAHA of the Day

Kartrashian LOL HAHAHA of the Day

Via The Chive, which has a full page of Kim crying like a whiny bitch over lost earrings and other crap that trashy rich folk cry over. They claim it will somehow make your day better, and it totally made mine better….so check it out.

by × August 21, 2013 × 0 comments