Top Ten Things That Could Ruin Kimye’s Wedding

According to sources, Kim Kardashian is becoming increasingly anxious about her upcoming marriage to Kanye West. Their special day could be ruined by a number of different factors. Kim is primarily concerned over the weather forecast, “I hope the rain doesn’t ruin my wedding…This weather has to get better. Spring in Paris is meant to […]

Kim K Wants to Be Nori’s Kris Jenner

Because the Kardashians are hereditary fame whores, it is natural that Kim Kardashian would seek to provoke their natural instinct by exposing North West to the spot light early on in life. Daily Mail reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already fighting over whether or not North should appear on episodes of her […]

Kanye debuted the first photo of North West on Kris Jenner’s talk show…and he also talks like a fancy person now.

Welp, there she is. North West, the spawn of Kimye. Made by Kim Kardashian, her comically huge ass, and Kanye West and his ego, all bumping their parts together. She’s nothing special- she pretty much looks like a normal baby that resembles her parents, as one would expect. Although, I was actually expecting her to […]

‘The Big Reveal’ of the Kimye Spawn.

So, TMZ has up what they call ‘The Big Reveal’ of the spawn called North West, that was birthed because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were putting their bathing suit parts together, which just seems gross. Anyway, those two people went to the doctor with said spawn (who was, of course, covered with a blanket, […]