Blohan and Elle Macpherson were both spotted on separate yachts in Sardinia this week. It’s insane to think that Elle is 22-years older than Lindsay and yet her body looks like that of a 20-year-old. And we really don’t mind if Elle romped around in a bikini aboard a yacht into her sixties for how […]
Category: Lindsay Lohan
Top Ten Blohan Was Schwasted Last Night
Seen above wearing a dress that looks like it was salvaged half-way through a paper shredder, Blohan has clearly relapsed during her stay in the South of France for the Cannes Movie Festival this week. Even more reason to believe hat she’s hit the bottle again? We’ll give you ten. Here’s Top Ten Blohan Was […]
Top Ten Celebrities at Cannes
Cannes is a film festival in the south of France that pretty much gives even the most talentless celebrities (see: Suki Waterhouse) a reason to dress in designer clothes, to get all fancy for movie premieres they weren’t even in, and most importantly, a chance to log on to Instagram in an attempt to one-up […]
Top Ten Celebrities Blohan Has Allegedly F***ed
Daily Mail reported today that while getting shwasted in a hotel room with some friends, Blohan thought it’d be a really bright idea to scribble down a list of every single celebrity she has [allegedly] ever slept with. After mistakingly thinking she disposed the note, the list of 36 celebs was leaked by In Touch, […]
Lohan Goes From Sticky Fingers to Butter Fingers
If there’s one thing we know for sure about Lindsay Lohan, it’s that she is a hardcore kleptomaniac. Girl should be accompanied by a cop at all times to make sure she can keep her hands in her damn pockets when out in public, because her fingers are stickier than if she dipped her hands […]
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Reward You
Because Lindsay Blohan loves making a scene and victimizing herself, she tends to publicize it whenever she has a personal item “lost” or “stolen.” Today, Lindsay is freaking s*** because she supposedly had her computer stolen in the Shanghai,China airport, and this said computer may or may not have nudies on it. She’s offering an […]
Guess what, guys?! Its already that time when Lindsay Lohan is making bad decisions again…
Ohhh Lindsay. Just the other day I wrote about how Oprah may have voodoo-magic-ed faith into me that you might do things differently this time, for your 100th chance to change, which was a very hard thing for me to admit. Now I am regretting all that writing I did, because you are already making […]
I hate to say it, but, I might be kinda, sorta rooting for Lindsay…
So, as you may know, Lindsay Lohan’s big post-rehab interview with Oprah aired last night. After the last post I did on her (which maybe wasn’t really that nice), I hate to admit it, but….ugh, it seems like maybe this time is different- and I might be kinda sorta rooting for her. (BLERG. KILL ME […]
Lindsay Lohan is Getting Paid Again….
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is getting paid to act again. Why anyone would still hire her for anything at all is beyond me, yet it keeps happening. Lindsay posted the above selfie to instagram the other day with some caption about being ‘back at work.’ Word on the street is that the ‘work’ is a legitimate […]
Interview With John DeFazio, Cinematographer on The Canyons
My friend (and one of my favorite film bloggers), Chris McKittrick, has a great interview up with John DeFazio, cinematographer on The Canyons, over on his site Movie Buzzers. Sidenote: Chris once mentioned me in a review for a movie I was only in for like 3 minutes. He called me one of ‘the most subtly cleavagy nurses in movie […]