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Above is Farrah Abraham’s audition for Days of Our Lives, which might literally be one of the worst auditions I have ever seen. First- I don’t get the phone thing. Is she reading her lines off of her iPhone, or is she supposed to be acting pre-occupied by her phone in the scene? If the phone was written in the scene, she sucks hard, because it really looks like she is reading lines off of it or just cannot tear herself aways from her phone long enough to record this audition. Second, this would make a lot more sense if she […]

Like most of the free world, I am a huge fan of Breaking Bad. This is the greatest and most perfect Miley VMA reaction video I’ve seen. Thank you, Sam Barnett, whoever you are. Today, you are a true American Hero.

Because AIDS isn’t already a big enough problem worldwide already and people in western culture are convinced that they can get rid of most STDs with some Penicillin the universe decided to throw us a curve ball to fuck with a us a bit and keep us on our toes.  It seems there’s a new strain of Gonorrhea making its way around via Japan, you know, cause they ALWAYS have to do everything first. Scientists discovered a new strain of gonorrhea-causing bacteria in Japan that is resistant to available treatments. A July 8, 2011, report from the U.S. Centers for […]

I watched Miss USA last night and my original plan had been to live blog it through twitter but than I realized it would just be about 400o tweets talking about how much I hate Donald Trump and how this stupid pageant is just a 2 hour long commercial for Las Vegas and anyone who actually spent their time watching it (ie. Me) is a fucking idiot.) The Q and A is pretty much the only thing worth watching this shitshow first and though the questions were easier than ever to avoid televised homophobia into millions of homes a la […]