If you’re like me and never wish to see how sausage is made, then we can also agree that we never wish to see how Kim Kardashian got into this dress. Here’s Top Ten Things That Look Like Kim K. in Pink Latex. Read more about Top Ten Things That Look Like Kim K. in Pink Latex …
Above is Farrah Abraham’s audition for Days of Our Lives, which might literally be one of the worst auditions I have ever seen. First- I don’t get the phone thing. Is she reading her lines off of her iPhone, or is she supposed to be acting pre-occupied by her phone in the scene? If the phone […]
Like most of the free world, I am a huge fan of Breaking Bad. This is the greatest and most perfect Miley VMA reaction video I’ve seen. Thank you, Sam Barnett, whoever you are. Today, you are a true American Hero.
It seems the TV gods have heard my tribal dances (and by tribal dances I mean me laying in front of my television while eating food that falls over my stomach and stains my shirt) and decided to respond answering my prayers in the form of stinking rotting trash to feed the garbage disposal that […]
Because AIDS isn’t already a big enough problem worldwide already and people in western culture are convinced that they can get rid of most STDs with some Penicillin the universe decided to throw us a curve ball to fuck with a us a bit and keep us on our toes. It seems there’s a new […]
I watched Miss USA last night and my original plan had been to live blog it through twitter but than I realized it would just be about 400o tweets talking about how much I hate Donald Trump and how this stupid pageant is just a 2 hour long commercial for Las Vegas and anyone who […]
Well I’m not dead but I had some fun with my mom last night by telling her I thought I had Lyme Disease, which is basically impossible, but that still didn’t stop her from freaking the fuck out. Jokes aside though, I think I may actually have Pneumonia which isn’t very funny. I’m gonna put […]