Farrah Abraham’s awful ‘Days of Our Lives’ audition. (of course, she got the part)

Above is Farrah Abraham’s audition for Days of Our Lives, which might literally be one of the worst auditions I have ever seen. First- I don’t get the phone thing. Is she reading her lines off of her iPhone, or is she supposed to be acting pre-occupied by her phone in the scene? If the phone […]

Kanye debuted the first photo of North West on Kris Jenner’s talk show…and he also talks like a fancy person now.

Welp, there she is. North West, the spawn of Kimye. Made by Kim Kardashian, her comically huge ass, and Kanye West and his ego, all bumping their parts together. She’s nothing special- she pretty much looks like a normal baby that resembles her parents, as one would expect. Although, I was actually expecting her to […]

Guess what, guys?! Its already that time when Lindsay Lohan is making bad decisions again…

Ohhh Lindsay. Just the other day I wrote about how Oprah may have voodoo-magic-ed faith into me that you might do things differently this time, for your 100th chance to change, which was a very hard thing for me to admit. Now I am regretting all that writing I did, because you are already making […]

I hate to say it, but, I might be kinda, sorta rooting for Lindsay…

So, as you may know, Lindsay Lohan’s big post-rehab interview with Oprah aired last night. After the last post I did on her (which maybe wasn’t really that nice), I hate to admit it, but….ugh, it seems like maybe this time is different- and I might be kinda sorta rooting for her. (BLERG. KILL ME […]

‘The Big Reveal’ of the Kimye Spawn.

So, TMZ has up what they call ‘The Big Reveal’ of the spawn called North West, that was birthed because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were putting their bathing suit parts together, which just seems gross. Anyway, those two people went to the doctor with said spawn (who was, of course, covered with a blanket, […]

Jennifer Aniston Sounds Like a Wonderful Employer…

Word on the street is that Jennifer Aniston is being sued by J.R. Darnall Associates, Inc, a contracting company, for unpaid work to the tune of $43,710. Apparently, they were hired to build a cement deck and stairs for Aniston’s home to be finished by March 22nd 2013, because she wanted it done for a party on […]

Lady Gaga Gets Topless & Looks Like She’s in ‘Spinal Tap’ for V Magazine

I just came across these photos of Lady Gaga for V Magazine. Lately, I’ve been thinking ‘KILL IT WITH FIRE‘ every time that I see Gaga, and I really wish she’d stop trying to show us her lady bits. These photos aren’t horrible. However, if I never had to see a photo spread of Gaga […]

He’s Zack!

Jesus christ. Because getting sent that piece of shit Rebecca Black video ten thousand times in the last couple days wasn’t enough, now we have ZACK!!  I should find the fact that this is just a Barmitzvah video comforting as that hopefully means he’s not trying to make a career out of this like that […]