Top Ten Shirley Temple Was a Total Babe

In tribute of Shirley Temple, who passed away Monday night at roughly 11pm of natural causes, we have collected some of the most telling photographs of how beautiful of a woman she really was. Rest easy, Shirley. 10. In case you didn’t know, Shirley Temple grew up to be one lovely lady:  9. She was […]

Top Ten Johnny Weir Deserves A Gold Medal in Fashion

For those who don’t know who Johnny Weir is, he is a 29-year-old American figure skater, who came out of the closet in 2011, and is currently reporting on the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. Russia has recently become notorious for their ill-treatment and prosecution of the gay community, so as a subtle but efficient […]

Top Ten Weekend

Overall, it’s been a slow week in celebrity gossip. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t embrace the little that has happened. Here’s Top Ten Weekend.   10. Mariah Carey Lets It All Hang Loose: Mariah Carey wore this little number to the BET Awards this Saturday. We’re convinced that there’s not enough fashion tap to fix this mess. 9. […]

Top Ten Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Covers:

With Sports Illustrated releasing sneak peeks of their swimsuit issue for 2014, it’s important to remember the best of swimsuit issues from the past and the models that helped make them great. 10. Bar Rafaeli: Because she is a tad-bit over-hyped, and because this issue goes back to 2009, Bar Rafaeli kicks off our list […]

Top 10 This Is Going To Be the Jankiest Winter Olympics Ever

With the winter olympics just around the corner, it is about time that journalists from around the world venture to Russia for the games, where they are expected to stay in the finest of hotels that Sochi has to offer. Well, apparently that’s a lofty expectation, so perhaps we should all lower our collective expectations […]

Top 10 Most Notorious Celebrity Heroin Users

In wake of the tragic death of Philip Seymour Hoffman, it is important to emphasize the dangers of drug, such dangers are heavily reflected in the lives of many celebrities alive and not. Here are a few: 10. Chris Farley: After Chris Farley became hella famous off of Saturday Night Live, and some big-screen movies, […]

Top 10 Weekend

10. Kendall Jenner’s Ass is Still in the Negatives: Kendall and Kim posted a selfie of themselves posing at the gym on Instagram this Friday, and it goes to show that Kim got all the ass genes in the family pool, while poor Kendall was left with none. Still trying to pop dat nonexistent-ass, however, […]

Top 10 Negative Investments, Brought to You by SkyMall

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