Top Ten Rihanna In Rio

Who would have guessed that Rihanna gave a tap-dancing f*** about soccer? Not us. But who wouldn’t love to party the nights away during the last game of the World Cup? Here’s Top Ten Rihanna in Rio: 10. Rihanna visited Rio to cheer on for her team of choice this weekend: And let’s be real, […]

Top Ten Ryan Gosling Impregnated the Wrong Girl

Twenty-minutes ago marks the first that I’ve stopped crying since discovering that Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby. After days of watching Sex and the City re-runs alone and blubbering into a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream, I woke up today feeling like a whole new woman.That was until a forensic artist took […]

Top Ten Celebrities Wearing American Flags

Here at Famous Misfortune, we love ‘Murica more than a fat kid loves cake. The following celebrities love embracing the fact that their American almost a much as we do. Except they have the funds to express their patriotism through dress.  Here’s Top Ten Celebrities Wearing American Flags   10. Miley Cyrus Party in the U.S.A. […]

Top Ten Kim’s One Night In Paris

Kim Kardashian hosted a private party on the Eiffel Tower last night and it was rumored that she and her guests guzzled a total of FIFTEEN bottles of champagne during the event. Naturally, because her stylist is a complete d***, Kim was dressed horrendously. If you’re wondering what else went down at the shindig, it […]

Top Ten Katy Perry Has Bad Taste In Men

To commemorate Katy Perry’s breaking up with on-and-off again boyfriend of two years, John Mayer, it is important to remember some of the other bad dating decisions that Katy has made throughout the years, perhaps to make her realize what she should start looking for in her future partners.   10. Baptiste Giabiconi: Katy Perry was […]

Top Ten You Wanna F*** Alec Baldwin’s Wife

For those of you who didn’t know, Alec Baldwin has a pretty sexy wife who is a yoga instructor that maintains an amazing body even after giving birth to Baldwin’s baby. She is constantly uploading pictures of herself on Instagram performing intricate yoga poses that showcase her amazing figure. Here are ten shots that will […]

Top Ten Johnny Weir Deserves A Gold Medal in Fashion

For those who don’t know who Johnny Weir is, he is a 29-year-old American figure skater, who came out of the closet in 2011, and is currently reporting on the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. Russia has recently become notorious for their ill-treatment and prosecution of the gay community, so as a subtle but efficient […]

Top Ten Weekend

Overall, it’s been a slow week in celebrity gossip. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t embrace the little that has happened. Here’s Top Ten Weekend.   10. Mariah Carey Lets It All Hang Loose: Mariah Carey wore this little number to the BET Awards this Saturday. We’re convinced that there’s not enough fashion tap to fix this mess. 9. […]

Top Ten Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Covers:

With Sports Illustrated releasing sneak peeks of their swimsuit issue for 2014, it’s important to remember the best of swimsuit issues from the past and the models that helped make them great. 10. Bar Rafaeli: Because she is a tad-bit over-hyped, and because this issue goes back to 2009, Bar Rafaeli kicks off our list […]