Katy Perry 10 Years Before Fame

I think it is safe to say that Katy Perry is one of the absolute worst popstars in the history of humanity. If anything, she may be the worst entertainer in the history of Humanity, and this includes primitive tribes in our early existence as a species who would smear feces on themselves by the […]

Will Ferrell in his Underwear in College

A long time ago, Will Ferrell was just a typical Delta Tau Delta frat boy at USC, where he lived out his own version of Old School or Van Wilder or whatever frat boy Icon you want him to be. Apparently, one of his Frat Brothers, who I cannot confirm or deny performed typical frat […]

Uhhhhhhhhhh…

Yeah I’m just gonna let this on speak for itself. Grandmother Assaulted at Dearborn Chuck E. Cheese’s DEARBORN, Mich. (WJBK) — It was a quiet, peaceful afternoon inside the Michigan Avenue Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Dearborn Monday, but Sunday evening a full on brawl broke out inside. In the end, a woman celebrating her […]

American Chopper Drama/Jesse James Clings to Fame With Desperation

You know what used to be awesome about American Chopper? When they used to actually build motorcycles on the show. Yeah they still build bikes kinda, but the show seems to focus on watching Father Gorilla and Son Gorilla arguing while Mikey sits with his head in his hands to tries to distance himself from […]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don’t drive. Actually I don’t even have a license let alone drive a car but if I did, you could bet your ass I would probably be arrested for driving my car drunk so it’s probably better for the safety of myself and others in the world that I stay the fuck off the […]

What. The. Fuck.

Thinking about Michelle Duggar pushing out her 20th kid makes my vagina hurt and also makes me kinda wanna throw up. Actually not kinda. It does make me want to throw up The reality stars have faced mounting criticism over the size of their family and the risks of Michelle’s new pregnancy following the premature […]

Music MisforTUNE

I read this on the internet once: Religion is like a penis. It is great to have one. It is great to be proud of it. Just please do not whip it out in public and start waving it around. And for god sakes don’t try to shove it down my children’s throat.