Top Ten Cloon’s Wedding

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It seems like just yesterday that George Clooney was banging models half his age and then kicking them to the curb as soon as they brought up the word “marriage,” and then moving on to the next one faster than a hooker wearing sketchers. But Clooney’s glory days as a notorious man-whore are officially dunzo, because he tied the knot with British barrister Amal Alamuddin in Venice over the weekend. And judging by how highly publicized the “intimate” affair ended up being, we’re almost certain Kim K. is probably taking notes so she can top this s*** for her [future] fourth wedding. Because this s*** made her wedding to Yeezy look like as low-key as courthouse wedding. Read more about Top Ten Cloon’s Wedding

Top Ten Remembering Bruce and Kris Jenner

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We’re sorry in advance that our Top Ten stories have resorted to this, but when celebrity gossip news is slow, you gotta do what you gotta do.

It is a dark day for Keeping Up With the Kardashians fans worldwide, as Kris Jenner has officially filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner after nearly twenty-three years of marriage together. In honor of their failed marriage, (or more so just an excuse to write about the man of all men that is Bruce Jenner), we have collected a series of photographs that highlight the pair’s happier times together. Read more about Top Ten Remembering Bruce and Kris Jenner

Top Ten Celebrities With Chronic B**** Face Syndrome

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Chronic B**** Face Syndrome is a disorder that affects millions of individuals everyday. They can be perfectly decent person but still drive people away with their stuck-up looking faces that seem to rest in a scowling expression naturally. It’s an unfortunate disorder, but many celebrities live with it and have managed to obtain successful careers. Read more about Top Ten Celebrities With Chronic B**** Face Syndrome

Top Ten Jeremy Scott Does Barbie

Jeremy Scott had his show during Milan Fashion Week this week and his Barbie-inspired line made girls everywhere wonder the same thing: “Why did no one do this sooner?” We’re wondering the exact same thing, as well as how much all of these items cost, because we’re about to break our banks ordering them in every color.

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Top Ten Celebrity Instagram Posts of the Week

What’s a week of celebrity gossip without showcasing the most interesting pictures celebrities have posted on Instagram? Oh yeah, nothing. Before we begin, we’d just like to clarify that Kim K’s sad saggy t**ties (see:above) did not make the list. You’re very welcome. Here’s Top Ten Celebrity Instagram Posts of the Week. Read more about Top Ten Celebrity Instagram Posts of the Week