That Was a Short 15 Minutes

That Golden Voice guy (aka if Susan Boyle was a man from the ‘hood) is back in the news again, this time because his mother wants what any parent who in their hearts of hearts should want for their children and that’s for them to follow their dreams him to get himself and that voice […]

A Day in the Life….

For me, a day of celeb news without some of Charlie Sheen’s antics is like a good night drinking that doesn’t end with going home with a stranger – pointless.    Thankfully, the good folks over at have been using their investigatory journalisticisms to put together a recap of what Charlie Waffles (LINK) has been […]

Realhousewives Nonsense of the Day

These Real Housewives Shows are getting completely out of hand and we are beginning to think that the creators of these shows are completely scripting EVERYTHING (fights and all) that seem to be happening both on and off screen in an effort of generate ratings and keep people watching. The possibility of actual live women […]

Cat Fight Fantasy

Helen Mirren Better watch her back because Katy Perry is about strap on one of her cone bras, load up her rainbow glitter gun and be on the hunt all over the English country side for her ass. Mirren and Russell  Brand made no secret that they got close as of recently while filming the […]

Spit Don’t Swallow

With all the awards season nonsense and Oscar discharge buzz, it’s only fitting that the Huffington piece together what can only be described at some of the best cinematic scenes of the 21st century into one disgusting, 5 minute long clip.  It serves, if anything, as a visual reminder of how we as Famous Misfortune […]

And the Nominees Are…

The nominations for the annual Razzie Awards came out today and took a much needed and welcome chance to shut everything vampire, Sex and the City and Jessica Alba the fuck down. Hearing this list was what a hell bound asshole like me imagines hearing the harps play in unison at the gates of heaven […]

Cameron Diaz is a Genius

So Cameron Diaz stopped by Lopez tonight, I’m assuming still promoting her new movie with Tom Cruise Knight and Gay and got talking about the old days when she was back in high school and used to buy weed off Snoop Dogg (pause). I can only assume that Diaz thinks ‘marijuana’ makes her think she […]

Dear Black People of the World…

Copper Cab is back and this time is taking on slavery because if anybody can identify with a race being stolen from their land, enslaved as well as often tortured , raped and murder it’s a ginger. Wait, what? The more we see of this kid the more just think he’s mentally retarded and if […]

Somebody Call the New England Journal of Medicine

Because the latest break through when it comes to the dietary needs for human kind have come from none other than Betty White (natch!).   It seems Betty, who just turned 89, has unlocked the fountain of youth by forgoing Slim Fast, 8 Minutes Abs, the Atkins Diet, that weird flush thing where you drink water […]