Fame doesn't only come with fortune...
Thanks to the resounding success of how he ruined Halloween for a bunch shithead kids, Jimmy thought he would go one step further and ruin Christmas for some of these little fucking assholes and it’s pretty much the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. And if some of these kids were mine […]
One of my favorite memories of my childhood comes from a home movie on a VHS cassette my mother still has to this day. In It, I’m about 3 years old and I am yelling at the top of my lungs for my Mom to come help me assemble some new toy I had just […]
I’ve talked before abut how I hate babies and not because I am cruel or insensitive but because the idea of holding on to something that pukes and shits all over itself (and therefore likely me as well) just kinda grosses me the fuck out. In addition, I’m probably hungover five out of seven days […]
Jimmy Kimmel came up with this great idea to take every hot actress that can’t act worth a shit and put them into one skit together, the skit being a mock infomercial for Jimmy’s HoBo Club – a fake fitness regiment involving simulating sexy times to get fit. My first reasction was to be like […]