Farrah Abraham’s awful ‘Days of Our Lives’ audition. (of course, she got the part)

Above is Farrah Abraham’s audition for Days of Our Lives, which might literally be one of the worst auditions I have ever seen. First- I don’t get the phone thing. Is she reading her lines off of her iPhone, or is she supposed to be acting pre-occupied by her phone in the scene? If the phone […]

Yes, Miley’s VMA performance was horrifying…and I am about to go all ‘dancer’ on you guys to tell you why.

Get More: 2013 VMA, Artists.MTV, Music, Miley Cyrus The best part of her performance? The celeb-audience-reactions of confusion and horror.   If you haven’t seen it, that is the video of her performance above. Yes, the entire thing is baffling, from the giant dancing teddy bears to Miley’s hair and wardrobe (and, ohhh that tongue)- […]

Kanye debuted the first photo of North West on Kris Jenner’s talk show…and he also talks like a fancy person now.

Welp, there she is. North West, the spawn of Kimye. Made by Kim Kardashian, her comically huge ass, and Kanye West and his ego, all bumping their parts together. She’s nothing special- she pretty much looks like a normal baby that resembles her parents, as one would expect. Although, I was actually expecting her to […]

Lord Kanye is being sued over LAX pap scuffle- Videographer being represented by Gloria Allred

Back in mid-July, Lord Kanye West, ruler of all lands and sexer of Kardashian ass, was involved in a ‘scuffle’ with a videographer at LAX. The LA County District Attorney investigated the incident and declined to file felony charges, so the videographer is now filing a lawsuit- and is being represented by Gloria Allred. Word […]